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	<title>Online Education Used for College Classes</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 04:47:13 -0500</pubDate>
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        When most people hear the words, online education, their firstthought is of those adults who are seeking out new skills ortraining or who are looking for a degree with limited time tocommit to the process. But many colleges are utilizing onlineeducation for traditional college students. There are some majorbenefits for both student and teacher, and these college classesare eliminating some of the negative points of online education.The major advantage for both student and teacher is the factthat...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[When most people hear the words, 'online education,' their firstthought is of those adults who are seeking out new skills ortraining or who are looking for a degree with limited time tocommit to the process. But many colleges are utilizing onlineeducation for traditional college students. There are some majorbenefits for both student and teacher, and these college classesare eliminating some of the negative points of online education.The major advantage for both student and teacher is the factthat much of the course work can be completed at the student'sleisure within the confines of time restrictions established bythe teacher. Often, online education is used in conjunction withregular class times. For example, a class that is scheduled tomeet three times each week might only meet once a week or evenless often. Students know ahead of time when class willphysically meet and when assignments will be online only.Finding the motivation to stay on track with assignments is a...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Health Insurance Plans and their Differences</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 06:39:46 -0500</pubDate>
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         Health insurance plans have changed dramatically over the pastten years, and American's currently have several differentoptions to choose from- including HMO's, PPO's, fee-for-serviceplans, MSA's and major medical. There are two main categories ofhealth insurance plans that each of these policies is classifiedas; managed care plans and indemnity care plans. The differencesbetween each of these plans mean the differences in how you willreceive health care when you need it.Managed care health ins...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Health insurance plans have changed dramatically over the pastten years, and American's currently have several differentoptions to choose from- including HMO's, PPO's, fee-for-serviceplans, MSA's and major medical. There are two main categories ofhealth insurance plans that each of these policies is classifiedas; managed care plans and indemnity care plans. The differencesbetween each of these plans mean the differences in how you willreceive health care when you need it.Managed care health insurance plans, mostly the HMO's, focusprimarily on prevention, and people with these types of policiespay less for their coverage. The drawback is that you arelimited to specific health care providers. Indemnity plans, alsoknown as fee-for-service plans, will cost you more- but you arecompletely covered no matter what illness or accident mightoccur. Indemnity plans place an emphasis on patient choice,allowing you to choose where and when you are treated.The newest options in healt...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Disadvantages of Online Education</title>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 06:43:06 -0500</pubDate>
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        Although there are many advantages of an online education, thereare also some disadvantages. The fact that you are working onyour own could very well be one of the major disadvantages oftaking online educational classes.Consider the busy lifestyle of most people. Between work andfamily responsibilities, the average person has little time todedicate to outside pursuits even when those pursuits could meana better job, more money and better benefits. Simply finding thetime to attend regular classes...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Although there are many advantages of an online education, thereare also some disadvantages. The fact that you are working onyour own could very well be one of the major disadvantages oftaking online educational classes.Consider the busy lifestyle of most people. Between work andfamily responsibilities, the average person has little time todedicate to outside pursuits even when those pursuits could meana better job, more money and better benefits. Simply finding thetime to attend regular classes may be impossible so an onlineeducation becomes a viable option. But the same reason thatonline education is a great option - lack of time - is the veryreason that online education is often difficult. When you're attending a traditional class, you go to school at aprearranged times. You are expected to be in class and you areforced to keep up with your instructor's assignment schedule orrisk failing the course. With an online education, there isprobably no one checking your prog...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>What You Don't Know About Auto Insurance</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 05:58:20 -0500</pubDate>
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        Most people understand that they need auto insurance. In fact,it's the law, if you drive a car, it has to be insured and thepenalty for driving without insurance is pretty severe. However,insurance policy wordings are not easy for everyone tounderstand. And what you don't know about auto insurance canhurt you. Here's some clarification of a few things that arecommonly misunderstood about auto insurance.Personal property in your vehicle is not covered on an autoinsurance policy. Auto insurance po...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Most people understand that they need auto insurance. In fact,it's the law, if you drive a car, it has to be insured and thepenalty for driving without insurance is pretty severe. However,insurance policy wordings are not easy for everyone tounderstand. And what you don't know about auto insurance canhurt you. Here's some clarification of a few things that arecommonly misunderstood about auto insurance.Personal property in your vehicle is not covered on an autoinsurance policy. Auto insurance policies provide coverage forautomobiles. For instance, items like compact discs, laptopcomputers and cell phones are not covered on an auto insurancepolicy. Items like these can be covered on a property insurancepolicy. What this means is that if the contents of your car,like the items listed above, are damaged in an accident or lostby fire or theft while in your car, you'll need to file a claimfor your contents on your property insurance policy.If you loan your car, you've al...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>GCSE Science Coursework</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 04:20:58 -0500</pubDate>
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        GCSE science coursework includes the assessment of practical knowledge in scientific subjects in addition to all other skills. If you are looking for some improvement in your grade or ranking in your assignment in various subjects such as physics, chemistry, biology etc, you need to improve some practical skills as well as you should plan the study in such a way so that it completes by due date. The work involves planning and design, experimentation, data tabulation and presentation, inferences ...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[GCSE science coursework includes the assessment of practical knowledge in scientific subjects in addition to all other skills. If you are looking for some improvement in your grade or ranking in your assignment in various subjects such as physics, chemistry, biology etc, you need to improve some practical skills as well as you should plan the study in such a way so that it completes by due date. The work involves planning and design, experimentation, data tabulation and presentation, inferences and conclusion.Your general certificate course in secondary education in science subject should start from planning. You should identify a topic for your experimentation and research and you need to elaborate all the experimental inputs required to carry out the work in a safe and professional manner. Sometimes you need to begin with a hypothesis. The methodology should be discussed in details and all test data needs to be tabulated either in a spreadsheets or in a plane paper. You should come ...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Advantages To Online Education</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 04:32:00 -0500</pubDate>
	<category><![CDATA[Education]]></category>
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        There are some major advantages to online education, includingthe ability to set your own study time. There are dozens ofreasons to go back to school but there are also dozens ofreasons not to. You may be looking for a promotion or careerchange that requires additional training, or you may simply beready to learn something new. But with today's busy lifestyle,there's little time to devote to regularly scheduled class time.That's where online education can be a great asset for amotivated person.M...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[There are some major advantages to online education, includingthe ability to set your own study time. There are dozens ofreasons to go back to school but there are also dozens ofreasons not to. You may be looking for a promotion or careerchange that requires additional training, or you may simply beready to learn something new. But with today's busy lifestyle,there's little time to devote to regularly scheduled class time.That's where online education can be a great asset for amotivated person.Many people - especially adults who have already started afamily - are faced with some major decisions as they decide howto spend their time. Typically, work takes the majority of thedaytime hours. That leaves only a few hours each day that couldbe dedicated to education. If there are children, soccerpractice and dance recitals will take up a large part of thetime that's left. Creating some time for personal socializationis necessary to avoid burn out and you may very well be left...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Health Insurance for Seniors on the Web</title>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 03:03:32 -0500</pubDate>
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        Health Insurance For Seniors On The NetWhen a good friend of mine inquired where he could obtaininformation about medical insurance for his out-of-state,elderly mother, I told him to try the Internet.He reported back to me about a week later, in desperation: I amgiving up, I am too confused. He had taken on an overwhelmingproject with his widowed mother, living in another state. As theonly child, and following the sudden death of his father, it washis responsibility to care for his mother.In thi...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Health Insurance For Seniors On The NetWhen a good friend of mine inquired where he could obtaininformation about medical insurance for his out-of-state,elderly mother, I told him to try the Internet.He reported back to me about a week later, in desperation: &quot;I amgiving up, I am too confused.&quot; He had taken on an overwhelmingproject with his widowed mother, living in another state. As theonly child, and following the sudden death of his father, it washis responsibility to care for his mother.In this world of technology, the family unit is often living indifferent geographical areas and the family members are usuallyquite involved with their own lives, careers, and families. Inaddition, when both parents are alive, often one or both parentsare quite independent and do not require a lot of assistance. Astime goes on things, of course, change, and sometimes changevery suddenly. There can be a crisis, with regard to the healthcare needs of one or both aging parents.With our...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Balancing Act ... That's all life is!</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 02:50:02 -0500</pubDate>
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        One of the most knowledgeable and intuitive ladies I knowimparted upon me the ultimate knowledge of living a fulfillinglife. As I awaited a long, heartfelt soliloquy, she took a smallbreath, pointed her finger and said, balance. That was it. Myonly question was, what? She simply chuckled and walked away.Over the years, I slowly began to understand her single word. Itwasn't an easy lesson as, in my head, I was balanced. But, thetrue understanding of balance comes when you realize that youare trul...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[One of the most knowledgeable and intuitive ladies I knowimparted upon me the ultimate knowledge of living a fulfillinglife. As I awaited a long, heartfelt soliloquy, she took a smallbreath, pointed her finger and said, &quot;balance.&quot; That was it. Myonly question was, &quot;what?&quot; She simply chuckled and walked away.Over the years, I slowly began to understand her single word. Itwasn't an easy lesson as, in my head, I was balanced. But, thetrue understanding of balance comes when you realize that youare truly out of balance. In life, whether you know it or not,you're always out of balance in one way or another. But, your&quot;only&quot; job in life is to work toward attaining balance andkeeping that balance in your life.--- My only job? ---To reiterate ... your &quot;only&quot; job in life is to attain balanceand keep balance in your life. That's it! Life is just thatsimple. That is, if you want it to be. To explain this concept,let's consider a few elements of an average life:. You have a job. ...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Arizona Schools Benefit form Science Foundation Grant</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 04:37:33 -0500</pubDate>
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        In April  the Science Foundation Arizona SFAz announced an investment of . million into a K- Student &amp; Teacher Discovery Program that will benefit the Arizona Schools. The Arizona Schools grants are the third awarding of SFAz funds intended to create a top-notch science, engineering and medical core in Arizona. The foundation intends to create this by supporting and funding secondary and university level Arizona Schools.Why Fund Science in Arizona Schools?Science Foundation Arizona is a non-prof...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In April  the Science Foundation Arizona SFAz announced an investment of . million into a K- Student &amp; Teacher Discovery Program that will benefit the Arizona Schools. The Arizona Schools grants are the third awarding of SFAz funds intended to create a top-notch science, engineering and medical core in Arizona. The foundation intends to create this by supporting and funding secondary and university level Arizona Schools.Why Fund Science in Arizona Schools?Science Foundation Arizona is a non-profit organization created in  to &quot;strengthen scientific, engineering and medical research programs and infrastructure in areas of greatest strategic value to Arizona's competitiveness in the global economy.&quot; In addition to benefits to economy, educators in Arizona Schools are aware of a growing achievement gap that most affects minorities and low-income students. That gap is greatest in areas of math and science.Arizona Schools are an oxymoron in education. Education Week rated t...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Auto insurance, reduce costs but maintain protection</title>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 05:40:47 -0500</pubDate>
	<category><![CDATA[Automotive]]></category>
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        Auto insurance is a legal requirement in every US state andCanadian province. Costs are continuing to rise. How can youreduce some of these expenses and still get the best coverage?First, get multiple quotes from the Internet and yourneighborhood broker. You can shop for different types of quotesfrom a direct-sell insurance companies and offline and onlinebrokers.Auto insurance that is cheapest isn't always the smartest move.Ask yourself, is the company financially secure? Are theyreputable and ...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Auto insurance is a legal requirement in every US state andCanadian province. Costs are continuing to rise. How can youreduce some of these expenses and still get the best coverage?First, get multiple quotes from the Internet and yourneighborhood broker. You can shop for different types of quotesfrom a direct-sell insurance companies and offline and onlinebrokers.Auto insurance that is cheapest isn't always the smartest move.Ask yourself, is the company financially secure? Are theyreputable and will they pay out if you have to make a claim.The first piece of the policy is almost always liabilityinsurance. If you only have minimum liability coverage and youinjure someone, their attorney can go after your personalassets. Many insurers feel that minimum liability is a gamble.In fact, that is why it is often only a little more money formore protection. Auto insurance varies on car types. Coverage for a sports car isvery different from insuring the family sedan or mini-van....]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>The Pros and Cons of Online Education</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 04:58:55 -0500</pubDate>
	<category><![CDATA[Education]]></category>
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        You're thinking about furthering your career or finally gettingyour college degree. But with so many educational choicesonline, how do you know whether it's right for you? Here aresome pointers you should consider, before making your decision.There are many perks associated with online study. Unliketraditional learning, distance learning can offer you greaterflexibility, as you don't have to waste time- and money-commuting to the campus and you can choose a program that trulysuits your interests...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[You're thinking about furthering your career or finally gettingyour college degree. But with so many educational choicesonline, how do you know whether it's right for you? Here aresome pointers you should consider, before making your decision.There are many perks associated with online study. Unliketraditional learning, distance learning can offer you greaterflexibility, as you don't have to waste time- and money-commuting to the campus and you can choose a program that trulysuits your interests or professional needs, because you are notconfined to the classes that are offered locally. Another advantage to distance learning is the fact that you cancontinue to work, because you don't have to worry about fittingyour classes around your job schedule. This is a distinctadvantage over traditional methods of learning, because thisoption allows you to continue earning while you study. Onlineprograms often cost less than their traditional counterparts, soyou can save money on t...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>The Subconsious Mind Has No Sense Of Humor</title>
	<link>http://humorelf.com/344010-The-Subconsious-Mind-Has-No-Sense-Of-Humor.html</link>
	<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 04:32:58 -0500</pubDate>
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                      The subconscious mind has no sense of humor and doesn't know false from true. It only accepts what we say and what we think as the material from which it builds.The subconscious limiting beliefs are usually tied to self-image, or your perceptions about how you relate to the world. They are self-destructive, cause stress, and keep you from achieving what you want. The origin of most of our limited beliefs stem from incidents that occurred in childhood, and as such, our perspective a...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[              The subconscious mind has no sense of humor and doesn't know false from true. It only accepts what we say and what we think as the material from which it builds.The subconscious limiting beliefs are usually tied to self-image, or your perceptions about how you relate to the world. They are self-destructive, cause stress, and keep you from achieving what you want. The origin of most of our limited beliefs stem from incidents that occurred in childhood, and as such, our perspective around that belief is often experienced from a child's viewpoint.Tackle those beliefs....The term limiting belief is used for a belief that holds you back in any area of your life and places limitations on your ability to take action and achieve your goals.Top  Limiting Beliefs a study done by Amanda GoldstonFear of greatness Fear of not being good enough Fear of not being loved Fear of rejection Fear of failure Fear of success I don't deserve  I am not worthy of success Rich p...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Humor Turns E-Mail Viral -marketing</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 02:44:13 -0500</pubDate>
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                      A study by Sharpe Partners, an interactive marketing agency, revealed that  of adult Internet users in America share content with others via e-mail. This is excellent news for those companies who use self-propelling word-of-mouse e-mail techniques to sell their products.Custom designed Landing Pages Amazing designs at great prices! http:www.ConversionLandingPages.comThe study generated some interesting results regarding the type of content that is most often forwarded, as well. The...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[              A study by Sharpe Partners, an interactive marketing agency, revealed that  of adult Internet users in America share content with others via e-mail. This is excellent news for those companies who use self-propelling word-of-mouse&quot; e-mail techniques to sell their products.Custom designed Landing Pages Amazing designs at great prices! &lt;a rel&quot;nofollow&quot;  href&quot;http:www.conversionlandingpages.com&quot;&gt;http:www.ConversionLandingPages.com&lt;a&gt;The study generated some interesting results regarding the type of content that is most often forwarded, as well. The most popular content is humorous material.The second most popular category is news, followed by healthcare and medical information, religious and spiritual material, games, business and personal finance information and sportshobbies' in that order. So it is easy to see that humor is the best content for your viral e-mail campaign.Cartoons, jokes and funny video clips are among the things that can be added to ...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Cardio Fitness Training To Catch Lance Armstong</title>
	<link>http://humorelf.com/338843-Cardio-Fitness-Training-To-Catch-Lance-Armstong.html</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:48:47 -0500</pubDate>
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        By: Jim O'Connor - The Fitness Promoter Jim O'Connor - AllRights ReservedWhat is Lance Armstrong doing that you could be doing to improveyour results?Most people exercise to lose weight, focusing solely on that onesingle goal. But wait, it is not only about lookingaesthetically pleasing, getting in those tight jeans, or losingten pounds. It is really about improving your health, and humanperformance.Each day when you are huffing and puffing on the treadmill,focusing vigorously on keeping yoursel...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[By: Jim O'Connor - The Fitness Promoter Jim O'Connor - AllRights ReservedWhat is Lance Armstrong doing that you could be doing to improveyour results?Most people exercise to lose weight, focusing solely on that onesingle goal. But wait, it is not only about lookingaesthetically pleasing, getting in those tight jeans, or losingten pounds. It is really about improving your health, and humanperformance.Each day when you are huffing and puffing on the treadmill,focusing vigorously on keeping yourself lean, have you everthought about what physically is occurring in your body besidesburning a bunch of calories?For improved results, more people need to stop focusing solelyon calorie burn, and start thinking about improving such fitnessvalues as VO Max, or maximum oxygen uptake.What exactly is your VO Max? VO Max is defined as the highestrate at which oxygen can be taken in and used during highintensity dynamic exercise. When you are exercising aerobicallyon your treadmil...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Orlando Real Estate A Little Humor Goes a Long Way</title>
	<link>http://humorelf.com/958435-Orlando-Real-Estate-A-Little-Humor-Goes-a-Long-Way.html</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 02:55:41 -0500</pubDate>
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                      If you pay attention to national and Orlando real estate at all, especially if you access news on the internet, it has to be confusing. I read stories online, and I'm amazed by the conflicting information, and I worry about how it must come across to individuals trying to buy or sell Orlando real estate.For instance, only a month or two ago, experts were concerned that we didn't have enough of a housing supply. Now, online sites like the Wall Street Journal are reporting that the U...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[              If you pay attention to national and Orlando real estate at all, especially if you access news on the internet, it has to be confusing. I read stories online, and I'm amazed by the conflicting information, and I worry about how it must come across to individuals trying to buy or sell Orlando real estate.For instance, only a month or two ago, experts were concerned that we didn't have enough of a housing supply. Now, online sites like the Wall Street Journal are reporting that the U.S. actually has  months worth of foreclosed homes - a heavy load that would take  years to get rid of. Honestly, it often gives me a headache. Occasionally, it makes me laugh - in a slightly horrified, appreciating the irony type of way.I felt the need to lighten the load a bit and share something humorous with you. The idea for this blog came from a friend of mine, who asked her -year-old son what he'd learned in Social Studies that day. He replied, &quot;Nothing. We're still looking for the...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Five Ways to Improve Any Relationship</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 03:03:10 -0500</pubDate>
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        Want to improve your relationships, both romantic and otherwise?Want to grow in intimacy and closeness with your friends,family, co-workers, your special someone? Then include thefollowing five easy steps into your interactions with thoseimportant to you.. Acknowledge the big and the little things. People want to beseen. They want their actions, attitudes, feelings andaspirations to be noticed and acknowledged. Become a person whonotices.. Give thanks and appreciation. Thank others and they are ...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Want to improve your relationships, both romantic and otherwise?Want to grow in intimacy and closeness with your friends,family, co-workers, your special someone? Then include thefollowing five easy steps into your interactions with thoseimportant to you.. Acknowledge the big and the little things. People want to beseen. They want their actions, attitudes, feelings andaspirations to be noticed and acknowledged. Become a person whonotices.. Give thanks and appreciation. Thank others and they are morelikely to do more of the same. Why? Because being thanked feelsgood. Tell them you appreciate it too.. Give 'just because' appreciation for who they are. Make alist of what you admire about your partner or another person.Now share that list with them. You don't have to wait for aspecial occasion. Surprise that special person any time.. Take active interest. Take a real interest in the thingsimportant to others. Listen to them and have a conversationabout their hobbies, ...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Humorous Interpretation: Shock Humor VS Risk Taking</title>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:43:08 -0500</pubDate>
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                      Can I say THAT?!?! Maybe it is less of can but rather should...Everyone has that moment in daily conversation where they want to say whatever thought has entered their mind but first must ask if it is appropriate. Even free spirits become entangled in these social constraints. Luckily for Forensicators, i.e. Humorous Interpretation performers, these boundaries are somewhat muddied and can be tip-toed, or rushed, across. In the quest for laughs pushing limits is acceptable and encou...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[              Can I say THAT?!?! Maybe it is less of can but rather should...Everyone has that moment in daily conversation where they want to say whatever thought has entered their mind but first must ask if it is appropriate. Even free spirits become entangled in these social constraints. Luckily for Forensicators, i.e. Humorous Interpretation performers, these boundaries are somewhat muddied and can be tip-toed, or rushed, across. In the quest for laughs pushing limits is acceptable and encouraged if done smartly. Yet, as with anything, there is a line within Humorous Interpretation. Stray too far and you become a shock performer.DO take risks. Having a Humorous Interpretation that plays it safe might be good enough to get you into finals, but you may not have a memorable piece. Why? It's conservative, a piece they have heard before. Sure, your interpretation and delivery may be immaculate, but the piece itself lacks the pizazz to really cause you to out shine oth...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Coaching Sports For All The Right Reasons</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 04:43:59 -0500</pubDate>
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        The GloveIt was during a March evening in  that I received word thatmy grandfather was dying. I drove the four and a half hours toIronwood, Michigan in a snowstorm to say goodbye. I was able tosee my grandpa and he was able to recognize me and acknowledgethat I was there.The next morning, he was gone. The doctors said that they werenot sure how he had survived for so long. He had many healthconditions and a lot of pain that he hadnt really shown on theoutside. Yet, he had visited my grandmother ...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[The GloveIt was during a March evening in  that I received word thatmy grandfather was dying. I drove the four and a half hours toIronwood, Michigan in a snowstorm to say goodbye. I was able tosee my grandpa and he was able to recognize me and acknowledgethat I was there.The next morning, he was gone. The doctors said that they werenot sure how he had survived for so long. He had many healthconditions and a lot of pain that he hadn't really shown on theoutside. Yet, he had visited my grandmother every day in thenursing home where she had moved just a few months before. Thestaff marveled at the fact that my grandpa could even make it upthe stairs each day. But, he did it. He was always there to helpsomeone else.I stayed in the town where my grandfather had been born, livedand now passed on. The funeral was scheduled for just a coupleof days later. I thought a lot about my grandfather during thistime. He had inspired me to be an athlete and coach. I rememberhim show...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Humorous Interpretation: Script built or performance based humor?</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 02:54:57 -0500</pubDate>
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                      Which is funnier: the script or the performer? This old question causes headaches among all HI performers as they search for a script. Do you look for something that is funny as you read it? Should you think about how it would be performed and see if the performance adds any humor? How does timing and characterization affect the funny? All of these questions weigh upon an HI performer. Drama can often be easy to determine whether or not it is a good piece to perform. Did it make yo...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[              Which is funnier: the script or the performer? This old question causes headaches among all HI performers as they search for a script. Do you look for something that is funny as you read it? Should you think about how it would be performed and see if the performance adds any humor? How does timing and characterization affect the funny? All of these questions weigh upon an HI performer. Drama can often be easy to determine whether or not it is a good piece to perform. Did it make you think and arouse the emotions? Yes? Then you have a selection. Humor can be more difficult because everyone's definition of what is funny, tasteful, or poignant is all different. Thus, most HI performers find themselves looking for a piece that is funny on paper in the hopes that a funny script is the answer to success. Sorry. That philosophy is simply not true.In the realm of comedy there are numerous ways to get a laugh and ranked well. A script should have built in funny lines, or situati...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Update on Student Health Plans</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:59:24 -0500</pubDate>
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        A highly effective but little-known strategy for controllingmedical insurance costs will become a bit less attractive afterSeptember  when the nations leading issuer of medicalinsurance raises rates for policyholders over age . Thischange primarily affects self-employed individuals whomaintained their own health insurance plans after graduationfrom college.Students who purchase private medical insurance enjoy moreliberal coverage than the plans typically offered through theirparents plan or thei...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[A highly effective but little-known strategy for controllingmedical insurance costs will become a bit less attractive afterSeptember  when the nation's leading issuer of medicalinsurance raises rates for policyholders over age . Thischange primarily affects self-employed individuals whomaintained their own health insurance plans after graduationfrom college.Students who purchase private medical insurance enjoy moreliberal coverage than the plans typically offered through theirparent's plan or their own college or university. Theseinsurance plans cover treatment from any doctor or hospitalthroughout the U.S. without the need for a referral orpre-authorization. Premium rates are typically about  peryear for those under age . But the best part of this coverageis that it can be continued year after year long aftergraduation as long as you need the coverage. As a result of thisrenewability provision, some adults are able to enjoy highquality insurance coverage for ...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Sports Psychology Guidelines for Sports Parents</title>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:53:17 -0500</pubDate>
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        Sports parents have a big impact on their young superstars. Ahealthy and successful sports experience will depend on sportsparents' ability to instill confidence and self-esteem inathletes. Read sports psychology expert, Dr. Patrick Cohn's viewon how to make sports a successful and fun experience.Youth sports are huge in todays society. Coaches and parentshave a tremendous impact on how children will engage in sports.I get several emails a month from concerned sports parentsasking me how they sh...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Sports parents have a big impact on their young superstars. Ahealthy and successful sports experience will depend on sportsparents' ability to instill confidence and self-esteem inathletes. Read sports psychology expert, Dr. Patrick Cohn's viewon how to make sports a successful and fun experience.Youth sports are huge in today's society. Coaches and parentshave a tremendous impact on how children will engage in sports.I get several emails a month from concerned sports parentsasking me how they should help their child superstar win at andenjoy sports. When working with young athletes, I often workwith the parents themselves so parents can reinforce theconcepts I teach to athletes in our mental game coachingsessions. Below are eight simple guidelines for sports parentsto adopt with youth athletes. Simple Guidelines for Sports Parents:.Sports should be fun for kids. Treat sport as a game'It's nota business for kids. With all the money in professional sportstoday, it is ...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Financial Aid for Online Education</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 04:24:19 -0500</pubDate>
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        You've made the decision to pursue your degree online and you'vebeen accepted to an online program. Now what do you do? The nextstep in realizing your dream is to secure the funds needed foryour education.If you haven't already done so, now is the time to complete yourFree Application for Federal Student Aid, or FASFA, for short.This is a straightforward application published by theDepartment of Education, which gives lenders an idea of whatsort of funding you are entitled to. The application pr...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[You've made the decision to pursue your degree online and you'vebeen accepted to an online program. Now what do you do? The nextstep in realizing your dream is to secure the funds needed foryour education.If you haven't already done so, now is the time to complete yourFree Application for Federal Student Aid, or FASFA, for short.This is a straightforward application published by theDepartment of Education, which gives lenders an idea of whatsort of funding you are entitled to. The application process isfairly simple and can be completed online in minutes. Onceyou've filled in the necessary information, you should receive,within a matter of a few days, a confirmation letter, of whichprograms you are eligible for. This process is free and simpleto do, and it is the cornerstone of securing financial aid foryour college program.Once you have this information, you need to contact theFinancial Aid office at the college that you want to attend.There are many types of financia...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Simplifying Your Existence ... In Search of the Good Life</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 03:07:06 -0500</pubDate>
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        I hear many people distress about their need to simplify theirlives and move to the mountains. Their desire is to eliminateall of the things that cause them stress and move into a lesshectic, and more gentle, lifestyle. They want the dream ofsolitude and calm with easy living. However, simplifying yourlife does not necessarily mean selling everything and moving toa mountain cabin. I've done it, and it's not that easy. It'sexpensive, alienating, and difficult. Human beings are not meantto live al...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[I hear many people distress about their need to simplify theirlives and &quot;move to the mountains.&quot; Their desire is to eliminateall of the things that cause them stress and move into a lesshectic, and more gentle, lifestyle. They want the dream ofsolitude and calm with easy living. However, simplifying yourlife does not necessarily mean selling everything and moving toa mountain cabin. I've done it, and it's not that easy. It'sexpensive, alienating, and difficult. Human beings are not meantto live alone; however, sometimes it seems as if that is theonly way to survive.When I speak with such individuals, I first ask them what it isthat they find hectic and stressful. In most cases, it is nottheir way of life that is causing the problem, but it is howthey manage the many facets of their life. &quot;Moving to themountains&quot; is merely running away from the problems that aremaking life difficult. The most haunting aspect of running isthat the problems will follow you regardless of ho...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Is Home Schooling on the Internet the New Wave of Education?</title>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:42:14 -0500</pubDate>
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        Do you have children in school - or are you planning for itsoon? Have you asked yourself if public schools are really doing allthey can to improve your child and educate him or her for thereal world? Do you try to stifle desires to send them to private schoolsbecause of the cost or the perceived 'elitist' mentality? Have you ever had a day arrive when your child comes home wornout, agitated and frustrated and thought to yourself I'd loveto keep my child home and teach him myself - if only I had ...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Do you have children in school - or are you planning for itsoon? Have you asked yourself if public schools are really doing allthey can to improve your child and educate him or her for thereal world? Do you try to stifle desires to send them to private schoolsbecause of the cost or the perceived 'elitist' mentality? Have you ever had a day arrive when your child comes home wornout, agitated and frustrated and thought to yourself &quot;I'd loveto keep my child home and teach him myself - if only I had thetime.&quot; Now, maybe you can. Here are some of the options. PRIVATE SCHOOLS COST MONEY Yes, private schools are sought by the wealthiest and mostprivileged of society. Although some would likely debate thebenefits of private schooling over public schooling most parentsprobably have considered the option and would jump at theopportunity to give private schooling to their children if itappeared. Unfortunately, for most families, private schooling is simplynot a reality. At a c...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Alzheimer's Care Giving While Maintaining Your Own Health</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 03:55:09 -0500</pubDate>
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        Just for a moment I want you to imagine that you are coming outof a very deep sleep. If you have ever had surgery try toremember the way you felt as you were trying to make sense ofthings as you awoke. As you imagine or remember this sensationdo you find yourself wondering if it is morning or night? Areyou trying to remember where you are? Do you have a startlereaction and think for a moment that you are late for work orforgot to pick up your children at school? I have had thatupsetting feeling ...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Just for a moment I want you to imagine that you are coming outof a very deep sleep. If you have ever had surgery try toremember the way you felt as you were trying to make sense ofthings as you awoke. As you imagine or remember this sensationdo you find yourself wondering if it is morning or night? Areyou trying to remember where you are? Do you have a startlereaction and think for a moment that you are late for work orforgot to pick up your children at school? I have had thatupsetting feeling if I wake up in the middle of the night oreven after a nap. Now imagine that same fog every moment of yourlife....... So many care givers find themselves frustrated with anAlzheimer's sufferer. They may say things like &quot;He just doesn'tseem to care if I am with him or not&quot; or &quot;He doesn't enjoy doinganything any more.&quot; I know that it is so hard to accept thechanges in your loved one and know that this is going to be yourreality. If you can remind yourself that the behaviors areorg...]]></content:encoded>
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